when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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