Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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