Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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