i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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