$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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