What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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