Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Actions speak louder than pants.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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