i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
There's always time for handjobs
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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