white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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