and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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