ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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