I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Is Oprah even human
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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