My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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