He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude i'm inner monologue high
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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