She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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