idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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