Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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