our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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