doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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