i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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