you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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