You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
