Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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