You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he thought i was a dude.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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