...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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