i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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