Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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