Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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