I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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