so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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