i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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