i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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