I wanna passion pit in your ass
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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