Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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