i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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