my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Randomize
