Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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