my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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