Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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