Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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