I love black thongs
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
