Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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