So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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