I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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