tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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