Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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