Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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