So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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