Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
