I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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