: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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