What should our trivia night team be named?
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walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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