Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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