So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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