you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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