This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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