I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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