normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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